Here are my funniest standup comedy jokes about technology. Starting with my dad leaving messages on my answering machine all the way to Chinese toilets! Enjoy!
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:00 – Answering Machine
:36 – Leaving Voice Messages
:58 – Email
2:14 – Spell Check
3:05 – Remote Control
4:03 – Escalator & Moving Sidewalk
7:13 – Digital Photos
9:29 – Cord Cutters
10:20 – Landline
11:46 – Elevators
12:32 – Talking on the Phone
13:11 – Japanese Toilet
13:59 – Chinese Toilet
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus https://bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing http://bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores http://bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ
Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI
Fish https://youtu.be/2nrMAiWmxQQ
Cheese https://youtu.be/r7_N32RtF04
Heaven & Hell https://youtu.be/Zd9nRJ3t3lY
TV https://youtu.be/wQQX4UrqqQo
Desserts https://youtu.be/OQ1XN6BgZqw
Holidays https://youtu.be/owGQ99_x-yg
Birthdays https://youtu.be/lyHR0X_2kNg
OUR MASSIVE PLANET https://youtu.be/Y268PXp_-_I
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec https://bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo https://bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story https://bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums https://bit.ly/JGMuseum
NOBLE APE
My Wife’s Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria’s Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret
Can’t Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins https://bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family https://bit.ly/3a6HW0L
KING BABY
Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses
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LETS GET COOKIN’ World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast https://bit.ly/JGToast
Burger https://bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork https://bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs https://bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza https://bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest https://bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm https://bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn https://bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over https://bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup https://bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog https://bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket https://bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios https://bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst https://bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies https://bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Vegemite https://bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies https://youtu.be/8MG690faVUc
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot https://youtu.be/GZF2H_QbFtg
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special https://youtu.be/BrkuzMkU9J8
DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS nightly 6pm E. Watch past episodes click JOIN & become MEMBER. Fee (99 cents) donated to TheImagineSociety.org.
JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza https://bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy https://bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Colombia https://bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella https://bit.ly/JGPaella
PALE FORCE
Season 1 https://tinyurl.com/yxzyk5ws
Season 2 https://youtu.be/SjkOx2Tp8RQ
CORONAVIRUS LIFE (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY)
Welcome to Quarantine https://youtu.be/Kk9EEecdQgU
My Kids Ask Covid-19 https://youtu.be/9EhChTrSlPM
Pandemic CBS Sunday Morning Mega Compilation https://youtu.be/PYJ85-_YZL0
Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
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